Never shake hands with a zebra. It’s not that they’re mean or diseased, it’s just if they have hands they’re probably evil mutant zebras.
Funny thoughts on hands
1.14.2011
If you ever meet a man without feet, lend him a hand. Then you can tell your friends you know a guy with no feet but three hands.
2.24.2010
I know the hand sock was invented a long time ago, but I made one with spots for each individual digit. I call it the finger sock.
