Some people believe that cheap toilet paper is totally acceptable. Never shake hands with these people.
Funny thoughts on hands
5.25.2012
Don’t stereotype carnival workers. They can’t help their small hands, abundant body hair and general creepiness.
4.25.2012
Never shake hands with a zebra. It’s not that they’re mean or diseased, it’s just if they have hands they’re probably evil mutant zebras.
1.14.2011
If you ever meet a man without feet, lend him a hand. Then you can tell your friends you know a guy with no feet but three hands.
2.24.2010
I know the hand sock was invented a long time ago, but I made one with spots for each individual digit. I call it the finger sock.
