What is it about hamburgers that makes them such a poor underarm deodorant?
Funny thoughts on hamburgers
4.17.2013
New product idea: Burger-shaped robot that assists you with everything. Call it Hamburger Helper.
1.31.2013
I am of the opinion that cheeseburgers should not be sold in liquid form.
9.12.2012
I have high hopes that someday democracy will win out and the Burger King will step down to make way for a Burger President.
8.24.2012
If Ronald McDonald can make hamburgers out of thin air, why does the Hamburglar have to steal them? Just give the man a burger.
6.18.2012
Certain things in life should be kept secret. For instance, a drawer full of hamburgers.
2.16.2011
I don’t buy burgers from Creepy King, Pennywise or Icecreamconehead. I get mine from Pippi Longstocking, because square meat tastes better.
8.18.2009
Ronald McDonald has never produced hamburgers out of thin air for me. So no, I don’t believe in magic. Not big-shoe magic, anyway.
Is it just me, or is Ronald putting on some weight? Looks like he's been keeping all the hamburgers to himself.