At what point are you too old to be callingBooger King?
Funny thoughts on hamburgers
are just sad hamburgers.
What is itthat makes them such a poor underarm deodorant?
New product idea: Burger-shaped robot that assists you with everything.Helper.
I have high hopes thatand the Burger King will step down to make way for a Burger President.
If Ronald McDonald can make hamburgers out of thin air, why doeshave to steal them? Just give the man a burger.
Certain things in life should beFor instance, a drawer full of hamburgers.
I don’tfrom Creepy King, Pennywise or Icecreamconehead. I get mine from Pippi Longstocking, because square meat tastes better.
Ronald McDonald has never produced hamburgers out of thin air for me. So no, I don’t believe in magic. Not big-shoe magic, anyway.