http://danoftheday.com Funny Random Thought of the Day - Daily Thoughts & Humor Wed, 23 May 2012 20:35:27 +0000 en hourly 1 http://danoftheday.com/funny-random-thoughts/smashing-pumpkins-joke/ http://danoftheday.com/funny-random-thoughts/smashing-pumpkins-joke/#comments Fri, 20 Apr 2012 17:40:17 +0000 Dan of the Day http://danoftheday.com/?p=5185 I was going say the Smashing Pumpkins’ breakup in 2000 ruined my one good Halloween joke, but apparently they’ve reunited and ruined this joke too.

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