Dan of the Day » Halloween http://danoftheday.com Funny Random Thought of the Day - Daily Thoughts & Humor Fri, 10 Feb 2012 22:08:53 +0000 en hourly 1 Halloween is Evil http://danoftheday.com/funny-random-thoughts/halloween-is-evil/ http://danoftheday.com/funny-random-thoughts/halloween-is-evil/#comments Mon, 31 Oct 2011 21:10:37 +0000 Dan of the Day http://danoftheday.com/?p=3369 Halloween is evil because it just teaches kids that extortion works.

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]]> http://danoftheday.com/funny-random-thoughts/bejeebers-out-of-me/feed/ 0 Origin of Halloween http://danoftheday.com/funny-random-thoughts/origin-of-halloween/ http://danoftheday.com/funny-random-thoughts/origin-of-halloween/#comments Sat, 31 Oct 2009 15:52:11 +0000 Dan of the Day http://danoftheday.com/?p=867 If modern Halloween is just a creation of the candy companies, those guys need to make up more holidays.

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