The nice thing about Halloween is you can convince people that all the cobwebs around your porch are actually a decoration.
Funny thoughts on Halloween
The great thing about Halloween is that you can putin front of your house and everyone thinks it’s a decoration.
You want a real scare this Halloween? Swab the palm of your hand and use it to grow
I was going saybreakup in 2000 ruined my one good Halloween joke, but apparently they’ve reunited and ruined this joke too.
Halloween is evil because it just teaches kids that
Halloween: The kids are scared of ghosts and monsters. The adults are scaredif they don’t give out candy.
Heand I was like, “Give me back my bejeebers!”
If modernis just a creation of the candy companies, those guys need to make up more holidays.
When I was a kid we had a Halloween candle with a red pumpkin on it. Who knew pumpkins were red in China? Also, why did mom ever buy that?