Why do women say they need hair conditioning, so you try to wash their hair and they say, “No, AIR conditioning. Who even are you?”
Funny thoughts on hair
6.6.2013
Why do people think it’s so weird when a guy uses a curling iron? This chest hair ain’t gonna curl itself.
12.17.2012
You can get gum out of hair using peanut butter. Or you can plan ahead and just keep peanut butter in your hair at all times.
7.27.2012
Actually, the lessons of the Tortoise and the Hare are 1) reptiles are bald, and 2) people always misspell the word “hair.”
To Cut, or Not to Cut?
June 27th, 2012Dear Dan,
I’ve been wanting to get my hair cut for quite a while. I know exactly what I want it to look like, and I’m sure that I would like it very much. My problem is two-fold. First, I am petrified of getting a bad haircut. Since I have a very real picture of what I want it to look like, I’m afraid that I will be easily disappointed. Second, I really enjoy being able to style my hair according to my mood. If it was shorter, I would have far fewer options. I’ve noticed that most of my friends do their hair the same way, day after day. While they look lovely much of the time, I don’t think that is something that I would enjoy. To cut, or not to cut?
Haircut-Phobic
Fruitland
6.7.2012
$5 haircut? No thanks. I can stick my head under a lawn mower for free.
5.25.2012
Don’t stereotype carnival workers. They can’t help their small hands, abundant body hair and general creepiness.
2.20.2012
Don’t you hate it when you have a hair in your mouth, and you realize it’s growing on your tongue, and that’s gross, and you should never tell anyone?
Cutting My Husband’s Hair
January 28th, 2012Dear Dan of the Day,
To save money I cut my husband’s hair at home. This last time I really butchered it. What should I do?Sally Flowerhaven
2.7.2011
Black guy with fro: retro. White guy with fro: aspiring clown.
