Never bring a knife to a gunfight. Unless you have a gun that shoots knives instead of bullets. Then bring lots of knives.
6.30.2011
Yes, we had pet hospitals when I was a kid. They came in two versions: 20-gauge or 12-gauge.
5.23.2011
I keep these items in my car for legitimate reasons: baseball bat – playing ball, knife – dicing vegetables, axe – lumberjacking, gun – shooting people.
10.20.2010
If you’re ever surrounded by a pack of wild dogs, just pretend you have fleas so they’ll feel bad for you. Then shoot them with your gun.
6.22.2009
Am I the only one who has fantasized about kicking and shotgun-blasting through It’s A Small World?
