When people say, “Becoming an adult is the worst decision I ever made,” I agree. It would have been better if they had died.
Funny thoughts on growing up
8.23.2011
Note to self: cartwheels take way more room as a man than as a child. Also, buy new light fixture.
1.8.2010
When I grow up I want to be a blacksmith; play with fire, hit stuff, make swords, and drop anvils on people.
6.23.2009
Lots of kids want to be astronauts when they grow up. I wanted to be Scooby-Doo. Which would explain why I mumble.
