8.23.2011

Note to self: cartwheels take way more room as a man than as a child. Also, buy new light fixture.

Dan's Funny Shirts

Mullets are hot (because I light them on fire) t-shirt

Mullets Are Hot T-Shirt

$16.95 and up
"I Survived Dan of the Day." Text is dark gray and red, scratched/distressed and has medium gray paint splatters.

I Survived Dan of the Day T-Shirt

$14.95 and up
All shirts...

1.8.2010

When I grow up I want to be a blacksmith; play with fire, hit stuff, make swords, and drop anvils on people.

6.23.2009

Lots of kids want to be astronauts when they grow up. I wanted to be Scooby-Doo. Which would explain why I mumble.