Anytime I’m driving to work and don’t feel like going, I look at all the people out jogging and think hey, at least I’m not one of them.
Funny thoughts on gratitude
6.3.2011
I’m feeling grateful today that Spiderman shoots webs out of his wrists rather than organs on his butt like most spiders.
6.2.2011
Travel tip: In Japan, thank others using this polite phrase: do-mo-ah-ree-gah-to-mis-tuh-ro-bah-to. Then make jerky, mechanical motions.
5.6.2011
Whoever said “Thank goodness for Chef Boyardee” had either never tasted it, or had used it to poison their enemies.
12.2.2010
I am thankful Thanksgiving is over so I can stop being thankful.
3.16.2010
I’m glad most people don’t have the same excrement habits as dogs.
10.16.2009
If someone holds a door for you when you’re too far away, stop and tie your shoe. If they don’t wait, shout, “Thanks for nothing!”