I’m feeling grateful today that Spiderman shoots webs out of his wrists rather than organs on his butt like most spiders.
Funny thoughts on gratitude
6.2.2011
Travel tip: In Japan, thank others using this polite phrase: do-mo-ah-ree-gah-to-mis-tuh-ro-bah-to. Then make jerky, mechanical motions.
5.6.2011
Whoever said “Thank goodness for Chef Boyardee” had either never tasted it, or had used it to poison their enemies.
12.2.2010
I am thankful Thanksgiving is over so I can stop being thankful.
10.16.2009
If someone holds a door for you when you’re too far away, stop and tie your shoe. If they don’t wait, shout, “Thanks for nothing!”