Anytime I’m driving to work and don’t feel like going, I look atand think hey, at least I’m not one of them.
Funny thoughts on gratitude
I’m feeling grateful today thatout of his wrists rather than organs on his butt like most spiders.
Travel tip: In Japan, thank others using this polite phrase: do-mo-ah-ree-gah-to-mis-tuh-ro-bah-to. Then make
Whoever said “Thank goodness forhad either never tasted it, or had used it to poison their enemies.
I am thankfulso I can stop being thankful.
I’m glad most people don’t have the same excrement habits as dogs.
Ifwhen you’re too far away, stop and tie your shoe. If they don’t wait, shout, “Thanks for nothing!”