I won’t believe your government conspiracy theories until I’m dragged out of my house into a black van in the night like all my neighbors were.
7.19.2011
The zoning board denied my request to build a huge tower in my yard. Apparently “lording over my neighbors” isn’t good enough justification.
6.16.2010
Just once I want to hear a politician say, “I can neither confirm nor deny that aliens are abducting all of the world’s chinchillas.”
6.15.2010
Just once I want to hear a politician say, “I can neither confirm nor deny my role in a secret ninja army.”
6.14.2010
Just once I want to hear a politician say, “I can neither confirm nor deny my stance on any political issue.”
