A democracy is ruled by the people. An aristocracy is ruled by the aristocrats. A theocracy is ruled by Theo from the Cosby Show.
Funny thoughts on government
1.28.2013
The CIA doesn’t need waterboarding anymore. Now they’ve got several seasons of Glee at their disposal.
9.12.2012
I have high hopes that someday democracy will win out and the Burger King will step down to make way for a Burger President.
1.18.2012
I won’t believe your government conspiracy theories until I’m dragged out of my house into a black van in the night like all my neighbors were.
7.19.2011
The zoning board denied my request to build a huge tower in my yard. Apparently “lording over my neighbors” isn’t good enough justification.
6.16.2010
Just once I want to hear a politician say, “I can neither confirm nor deny that aliens are abducting
6.15.2010
Just once I want to hear a politician say, “I can neither confirm nor deny my role in a secret ninja army.”
6.14.2010
Just once I want to hear a politician say, “I can neither confirm nor deny my stance on any political issue.”