Follow your dreams, they say, but I have no idea how to play golf in outer space with Teddy Roosevelt and a purple chicken.
Funny thoughts on golf
5.9.2012
How to improve golf: Air cannons replace drivers. Air pistols for putting. The Black Eyed Peas in place of holes. Golf balls explode.
7.22.2011
When I’m in my car behind someone who’s painfully slow, I can’t help but think that this golf course wasn’t a very good shortcut.
