The amazing thing about Scrooge McDuck is not his phenomenal riches but his ability to dive into solid gold coins without being hurt.
Funny thoughts on gold
3.21.2011
I wonder if people with gold teeth are tempted to punch themselves in the face when inflation is really high.
6.4.2009
If one man’s trash is another man’s treasure, I want to meet the guy who throws away diamonds and gold. And rob him blind.