My New Year’s resolution is to not make any New Year’s resolutions. And now that I’ve broken it, I’m all done with resolutions this year.
9.28.2011
They say don’t try to be something you’re not, but if I’d done that I’d still be a nobody instead of a ninja assassin gold medalist billionaire.
6.5.2009
I’ve started shaping my eyebrows like women do. Well, not exactly like women – my goal is to look more evil.
