3.9.2011

If I have accomplished anything in life, it was by standing on the shoulders of giants and whispering into their ears to smash things.

Dan's Funny Shirts

Why do for yourself what you could teach your kid to train a monkey to build a robot to do?

Kid Monkey Robot Shirt

$16.95 and up
The words "Natural Enemies" are in large print. In the center, a dolphin says to a shark, "Quit eating us," and the shark answers, "Stop smiling all the time, you morons!"

Dolphins and Sharks T-Shirt

$16.95 and up
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5.20.2009

Contrary to popular belief, no swimsuit-clad women were giant-sized by nuclear testing at Bikini Atoll. That was Johnston Island.