Thinking back on my teenage years, I can’t believe Ias a waiter for blowing out birthday candles with a fire extinguisher.
Funny thoughts on getting fired
I got a guy fired today for drinking on the job.that water, buddy.
Note to self: bottle rockets are NOT an indoor toy. Not at work anyway.
A phrase I often use is, “You can’t fire me, I quit!” Almost as often as, “You can’t arrest me, I turn myself in!”