1.20.2012

There needs to be a legal limit to the number of cars stuck behind a slow driver before they have to pull over and find their gas pedal.

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11.7.2011

It’s a good thing my car has a light to tell me when the gas is low, because that fuel gauge right next to it is too complicated to understand.

6.30.2009

Demolition derbies should allow gas trucks to compete.