Dan of the Day » gas

Fizzy Lifting Drink

Dan of the Day — Wed, 12 Oct 2011 20:56:13 +0000

I think Willy Wonka’s Fizzy Lifting Drink taught us all a valuable lesson: belching is an important skill, and it can save your life.

Dan of the Day — Fri, 12 Aug 2011 18:47:40 +0000

Comedy is an art
It’s a talent that comes from the heart
But if you make a gaffe
and you can’t get a laugh
then just make up a joke about farts

Dan of the Day — Wed, 10 Aug 2011 20:48:08 +0000

As I understand it, when people make whoopee, that whoopee is then used to make whoopee cushions.

Dan of the Day — Wed, 10 Feb 2010 14:42:45 +0000

I know two kinds of people that can be genuinely surprised by their own farts: little babies, and Joan Rivers.

Dan of the Day — Mon, 01 Feb 2010 21:58:42 +0000

After I eat, I’d feel a lot better if you would hug me and pat my back until I burp.

Dan of the Day — Tue, 25 Aug 2009 01:50:40 +0000

Mankind’s next evolutionary step: less digestive gas.