Good thing about carpooling:when you see a slug bug. Bad thing: not supposed to fart whenever you feel like it.
Funny thoughts on gas
So, memory foam. Who wants a mattress that remembers everything? “in your sleep last night.” No thanks.
I think Willy Wonka’s Fizzy Lifting Drink taught us all a valuable lesson:and it can save your life.
Comedy is an art
It’s a talent that comes from the heart
then just make up a joke about farts
As I understand it, when people make whoopee, that whoopee is then used to make
I know two kinds of people that can be genuinely surprised by their own farts: little babies, and
After I eat, I’d feel a lot better if you would hug me and pat my back until I burp.
Mankind’s next evolutionary step:.