When is a zucchini from my garden too big to eat? Also, at what point does it begin eating children?
Funny thoughts on gardening
9.25.2012
I think I could be close friends with a houseplant. They don’t make me angry, and I’ve never felt guilty for accidentally killing one.
4.21.2010
The more of those garden gnomes you buy, the sooner they will be able to mobilize their army and destroy us all.
9.21.2009
I’ve heard you can grow diamonds, but nothing has come up in my garden yet.
