Funny thoughts on garbage

Light a birthday cake on fire, everyone sings. Light garbage on fire, nobody sings. Conclusion: people like garbage more than cake.

Light a birthday cake on fire, everyone sings. Light garbage on fire, nobody sings. Conclusion: people like garbage more than cake.

Background image by Tela Chhe, https://www.flickr.com/photos/telachhe/2956539243/

It’s no coincidence that there’s only a one letter difference between “garage sale” and “garbage sale.”

I’m sick and tired of having everything in my home emptied into a garbage truck every week! Maybe I should move out of this dumpster.