12.6.2010

It’s no coincidence that there’s only a one letter difference between “garage sale” and “garbage sale.”

Dan's Funny Shirts

The words "Natural Enemies" are in large print. In the center, a dolphin says to a shark, "Quit eating us," and the shark answers, "Stop smiling all the time, you morons!"

Dolphins and Sharks T-Shirt

$16.95 and up
Why do for yourself what you could teach your kid to train a monkey to build a robot to do?

Kid Monkey Robot Shirt

$16.95 and up
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11.18.2010

I’m sick and tired of having everything in my home emptied into a garbage truck every week! Maybe I should move out of this dumpster.

9.22.2009

If you took all the water bottles used each year in the U.S. and stacked them end to end, they would fall over.