I thought it odd that my wife keeps burying explosives in the yard, but my dad told me all women play mine games.
Funny thoughts on games
3.8.2012
Someday everyone will know how many games of solitaire I’ve won and be extremely impressed.
12.16.2011
“Do not pass Go, do not collect $200.” Forget you. If I’m going to jail already, I might as well swipe $200 on my way there.
12.14.2011
What’s up with hangman? You start with a gallows and lose after you add all the body parts. Pretty sure he died from being cut up, not hanging.
3.28.2011
You know what’s a blast? Landmine hopscotch.
3.18.2011
Which poker hand is better – a royal flush, or a royal pain?
5.10.2010
I’m pretty sure I could get a big record contract based solely on my Guitar Hero skills.
3.25.2010
If you ever play hide and seek with a donut, be sure you are the seeker, or you will be hiding for a LONG time.
3.12.2010
If you want to impress a girl, play a 2-player board game with her and win over and over until she gives up.
10.27.2009
When I was a kid, we would always play house. That was pretty boring, since houses can’t move or talk. Tag was way better. Freeze tag.
