“Do not pass Go, do not collect $200.” Forget you. If I’m going to jail already, I might as well swipe $200 on my way there.
12.14.2011
What’s up with hangman? You start with a gallows and lose after you add all the body parts. Pretty sure he died from being cut up, not hanging.
5.10.2010
I’m pretty sure I could get a big record contract based solely on my Guitar Hero skills.
3.25.2010
If you ever play hide and seek with a donut, be sure you are the seeker, or you will be hiding for a LONG time.
3.12.2010
If you want to impress a girl, play a 2-player board game with her and win over and over until she gives up.
10.27.2009
When I was a kid, we would always play house. That was pretty boring, since houses can’t move or talk. Tag was way better. Freeze tag.
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