Dan of the Day » funny http://danoftheday.com Funny Random Thought of the Day - Daily Thoughts & Humor Thu, 09 Feb 2012 21:42:43 +0000 en hourly 1 Elephant Macaroni http://danoftheday.com/funny-random-thoughts/elephant-macaroni/ http://danoftheday.com/funny-random-thoughts/elephant-macaroni/#comments Fri, 19 Mar 2010 15:02:42 +0000 Dan of the Day http://danoftheday.com/?p=1326 Elephants would be a lot funnier if they had giant macaroni coming out of their faces instead of tusks.

Elephant with Macaroni for Tusks

See how funny? Tee hee. Let's sign a petition. We want macaroni tusks!

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