Elephants would be a lot funnier if they had giant macaroni coming out of their faces instead of tusks.
See how funny? Tee hee. Let's sign a petition. We want macaroni tusks!
7.27.2009
Some people think I’m handsome, clever, charming, funny and smart. And by some people, I mean my mom. When I was 4.
7.21.2009
No Dan of the Day today, I’m all out of funny. And powdered sugar. Do you have any I could borrow?
