Sometimes when I write a thought the day before posting it, it’s not even funny.
Funny thoughts on funny
8.16.2012
Why are comedians expected to be funny all the time? Sometimes I just want to talk about serious things, like nacho vests.
7.26.2012
For some reason dropping pianos on people is a lot funnier in cartoons than in real life.
6.28.2012
Sometimes I can’t tell if something is actually funny or I’m just messed up in the head. Lettuce is funny, right?
4.23.2012
Did you know fire extinguishers make a huge dust mess, are expensive to recharge, and your boss probably won’t think the prank was funny?
3.19.2010
7.27.2009
Some people think I’m handsome, clever, charming, funny and smart. And by some people, I mean my mom. When I was 4.
7.21.2009
No Dan of the Day today, I’m all out of funny. And powdered sugar. Do you have any I could borrow?