Why are comedians expected to be funny all the time? Sometimes I just want to talk about serious things, like nacho vests.
Funny thoughts on funny
7.26.2012
For some reason dropping pianos on people is a lot funnier in cartoons than in real life.
6.28.2012
Sometimes I can’t tell if something is actually funny or I’m just messed up in the head. Lettuce is funny, right?
4.23.2012
Did you know fire extinguishers make a huge dust mess, are expensive to recharge, and your boss probably won’t think the prank was funny?
3.19.2010
Elephants would be a lot funnier if they had giant macaroni coming out of their faces instead of tusks.
See how funny? Tee hee. Let's sign a petition. We want macaroni tusks!
7.27.2009
Some people think I’m handsome, clever, charming, funny and smart. And by some people, I mean my mom. When I was 4.
7.21.2009
No Dan of the Day today, I’m all out of funny. And powdered sugar. Do you have any I could borrow?