Why are comedians expected to be funny all the time? Sometimes I just want tolike nacho vests.
Funny thoughts on funny
For some reason dropping pianos on people is a lotthan in real life.
Sometimes I can’t tell if something is actually funny or I’m justLettuce is funny, right?
Did you knowmake a huge dust mess, are expensive to recharge, and your boss probably won’t think the prank was funny?
Elephants would be a lot funnier if they had giant macaroni coming out of their faces instead of tusks.
Some people think I’m handsome, clever, charming, funny and smart. And by some people, I mean my mom. When I was 4.
No Dan of the Day today, I’m all out of funny. And powdered sugar. Do you have any I could borrow?