3.28.2011

You know what’s a blast? Landmine hopscotch.

Dan's Funny Shirts

Why do for yourself what you could teach your kid to train a monkey to build a robot to do?

Kid Monkey Robot Shirt

$16.95 and up
The words "Natural Enemies" are in large print. In the center, a dolphin says to a shark, "Quit eating us," and the shark answers, "Stop smiling all the time, you morons!"

Dolphins and Sharks T-Shirt

$16.95 and up
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4.28.2010

What could be more fun than a trampoline floor, right? Except now all my furniture slides into the middle of the room.

7.14.2009

Sometimes for fun I put the ram in the ram-a-lam-a-ding-dong. It makes babies fall in love.

5.22.2009

I’m growing an Amish beard. Sorry, guys – you can’t have all the fun.