Dirigible plums should float away when you throw them at someone’s face, right? Because maybe those were
Funny thoughts on fruit
Why is it okay to eat a watermelon, but not okay to roll one out onto the interstate? Either way,
but my phone was broken. Actually it was a banana. Anyway, don’t bother texting me. I just ate my phone.
I’ve been wanting to get my hair cut for quite a while. I know exactly what I want it to look like, and I’m sure that I would like it very much. My problem is two-fold. First, I am petrified of getting a bad haircut. Since I have a very real picture of what I want it to look like, I’m afraid that I will be easily disappointed. Second, I really enjoy being able to style my hair according to my mood. If it was shorter, I would have far fewer options. I’ve noticed that most of my friends do their hair the same way, day after day. While they look lovely much of the time, I don’t think that is something that I would enjoy. To cut, or not to cut?
Excuses areeveryone’s got one, and they’re high in vitamin C. Where was I going with this?
I dyed myself purple and stayed in the bathtub all week. My life-long dream of being one ofis finally coming true!
If it’s true, then yes, grape minds think alike.
Imagine my surprise when a watermelon really did grow in my stomach. Thenof wearing maternity clothes as a man.
If you don’t like someone, wait until they are wearing purple, then stomp on them and say,
The eggplant is actually a fruit. Yup.