Excuses are like lemons: everyone’s got one, and they’re high in vitamin C. Where was I going with this?
Funny thoughts on fruit
11.29.2010
I dyed myself purple and stayed in the bathtub all week. My life-long dream of being one of the California Raisins is finally coming true!
10.26.2010
Fruit with brains? If it’s true, then yes, grape minds think alike.
8.5.2010
Imagine my surprise when a watermelon really did grow in my stomach. Then imagine the embarrassment of wearing maternity clothes as a man.
6.17.2010
If you don’t like someone, wait until they are wearing purple, then stomp on them and say, “I thought you were a grape!”
1.26.2010
The eggplant is actually a fruit. Yup. Suckiest fruit ever.
