Excuses are like lemons: everyone’s got one, and they’re high in vitamin C. Where was I going with this?
11.29.2010
I dyed myself purple and stayed in the bathtub all week. My life-long dream of being one of the California Raisins is finally coming true!
8.5.2010
Imagine my surprise when a watermelon really did grow in my stomach. Then imagine the embarrassment of wearing maternity clothes as a man.
6.17.2010
If you don’t like someone, wait until they are wearing purple, then stomp on them and say, “I thought you were a grape!”
