All you need to be happy in life is a close friend and a swimming pool full of Cheetos.
Funny thoughts on friends
I think I might developif I stopped pretending to only speak Swedish or at least learned some actual Swedish and moved to Sweden.
Clams would probably have a lot more friends if they weren’tall the time.
If the enemy of my enemy is my friend, and Robert Pattinson is my enemy, then why don’t
The more time you spend around them, the more you come to realize that
When your friends stop planningand start planning mass suicides it’s time to find a different cult.
Growing up my best friend wasrack. I would have made new friends, but nobody was as good at holding coats as he was.
Choose friends that would run through a brick wall for you. Thenyou know, brick wall.
Anyone who thinks it’s bad having a friend as a third wheel has never dated
I was wondering if it is socially acceptable and how I would go about telling somebody that they are pronouncing a word incorrectly.