When your friends stop planningand start planning mass suicides it’s time to find a different cult.
Funny thoughts on friends
Growing up my best friend wasrack. I would have made new friends, but nobody was as good at holding coats as he was.
Choose friends that would run through a brick wall for you. Thenyou know, brick wall.
Anyone who thinks it’s bad having a friend as a third wheel has never dated
I was wondering if it is socially acceptable and how I would go about telling somebody that they are pronouncing a word incorrectly.
I thinkwith a houseplant. They don’t make me angry, and I’ve never felt guilty for accidentally killing one.
The ridiculous thing about cats having Facebook accounts is that cats don’t even have
My friend said I’m one of thehe knows. I said, “Who’s the most competitive, and what do I have to do to top them?”
Just organized my social website friends into groups. Every one of them made it on thelist.
Don’t sayfor you, because then people would know.