If the enemy of my enemy is my friend, and Robert Pattinson is my enemy, then why don’t
Funny thoughts on friends
The more time you spend around them, the more you come to realize that
When your friends stop planningand start planning mass suicides it’s time to find a different cult.
Growing up my best friend wasrack. I would have made new friends, but nobody was as good at holding coats as he was.
Choose friends that would run through a brick wall for you. Thenyou know, brick wall.
Anyone who thinks it’s bad having a friend as a third wheel has never dated
I was wondering if it is socially acceptable and how I would go about telling somebody that they are pronouncing a word incorrectly.
I thinkwith a houseplant. They don’t make me angry, and I’ve never felt guilty for accidentally killing one.
The ridiculous thing about cats having Facebook accounts is that cats don’t even have
My friend said I’m one of thehe knows. I said, “Who’s the most competitive, and what do I have to do to top them?”