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	<title>Dan of the Day &#187; French</title>
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		<title>Your Occupation</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 27 Apr 2011 19:59:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<category><![CDATA[French]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[Nazis]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[resistance]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[If someone asks your occupation, say France. If they don't laugh, whisper, "But I'm sympathetic to the Resistance," and give a thumbs up.]]></description>
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		<title>Pardon My French</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 01 Mar 2010 16:19:04 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dan of the Day</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Pardon my French, but je fais semblant de jurer.]]></description>
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