Plot twist: Skynyrd’s Free Bird, but it’s actually about a promotion at a pet shop.
Funny thoughts on freebies
11.14.2013
I guess I need to buy some new drink coasters because I finally ran out of AOL free trial CDs.
6.7.2012
$5 haircut? No thanks. I can stick my head under a lawn mower for free.
10.22.2009
Sometimes I try to get the creative juices flowing just because I’m thirsty, and hey, free juice!
