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	<title>Dan of the Day &#187; football</title>
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		<title>Hot Dog Football</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 21 Oct 2011 17:07:25 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dan of the Day</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Something about the way a hotdog and bun are held in the hand always makes me want to throw them like a football.]]></description>
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		<title>Favre Retiring</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 17 Jan 2011 18:35:54 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dan of the Day</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Brett Favre officially retired from the NFL today. In other news, he also signed with the Titans, retired again and signed with the 49ers.]]></description>
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		<title>Chemical in Turkey</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 26 Nov 2009 17:24:18 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dan of the Day</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[There's a chemical in turkey that makes me want to watch college football.]]></description>
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		<title>Secret Figure Skating Junkie</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 30 Oct 2009 19:31:38 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dan of the Day</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[When Carl called the running back's move a twirl, we knew he was a secret figure skating junkie. That, and he kept calling him Sasha Cohen.]]></description>
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