Why do people tell blatant lies? I know you weren’t at the Super Bowl, because I was, and I didn’t see you there.
Funny thoughts on football
5.6.2014
Why do they call American football “foot” ball? The ball isn’t even made out of feet.
10.21.2011
Something about the way a hotdog and bun are held in the hand always makes me want to throw them like a football.
1.17.2011
Brett Favre officially retired from the NFL today. In other news, he also signed with the Titans, retired again and signed with the 49ers.
11.26.2009
There’s a chemical in turkey that makes me want to watch college football.
10.30.2009
When Carl called the running back’s move a twirl, we knew he was a secret figure skating junkie. That, and he kept calling him Sasha Cohen.
