10.21.2011

Something about the way a hotdog and bun are held in the hand always makes me want to throw them like a football.

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1.17.2011

Brett Favre officially retired from the NFL today. In other news, he also signed with the Titans, retired again and signed with the 49ers.

11.26.2009

There’s a chemical in turkey that makes me want to watch college football.

10.30.2009

When Carl called the running back’s move a twirl, we knew he was a secret figure skating junkie. That, and he kept calling him Sasha Cohen.