Buying a meal at a gas station is like buying a burial plot at a landfill – you really
Funny thoughts on food - page 2
2.16.2011
I don’t buy burgers from Creepy King, Pennywise or Icecreamconehead. I get mine from Pippi Longstocking, because square meat tastes better.
10.22.2010
I don’t have any scruples, but you’re welcome to the Doritos in the pantry.
10.1.2010
If I ever become a patron saint, I’m going to patronize KFC. I bet they’ll give me free coleslaw.
9.24.2010
Contrary to popular belief, gravy boats are not for shipping large loads of gravy. They’re for floating on top of gravy.
8.11.2010
The Boston Cream Pie shows that people from Boston A)make a good dessert, and B)don’t know what a pie is.
7.6.2010
I got it from the salad bar, so yes, bacon with croutons counts as a salad.
6.2.2010
How much do I have to eat to become too big to fail?
5.13.2010
My daughter wanted to name the baby Candy Bar, but I told her no way, because I wanted to name him Twix.
5.6.2010
I’ll admit it, popcorn – those little bits of shell in my teeth are a pretty annoying defense mechanism.