At what point are you too old to be calling Burger King Booger King?
Funny thoughts on food
1.9.2014
I love the pitter-patter of little feet, but only if it’s the sound of Oompa Loompas making chocolate for me.
11.21.2013
I love Cheetos, but Chester Cheetah is fake. No one who eats that many of those things is that skinny and fast.
8.29.2013
In Spanish, the ending “-ita” means “little”. For example, “carnitas,” which means “little carnival workers”.
8.7.2013
Maybe more people would eat pickled turnips if they were called turkles instead.
7.9.2013
Sloppy joes are just sad hamburgers.
5.21.2013
What is it about hamburgers that makes them such a poor underarm deodorant?
3.20.2013
What is the point of wearing cargo pants if you aren’t even going to fill your pockets with waffles?
3.6.2013
My dream job is to be Santa Claus. The guy never has to shave, eats whatever he wants and only works one day a year.
2.26.2013
Thanks to the modern keyboard, I often type “food” instead of “good”: Food to know. Food idea. Sounds food. Pretty accurate, really.
