“To the Victor go,” I say as I mail my rotten leftovers to some dude named Victor.
Funny thoughts on food
Never trust. Thin people are murderous and will probably try to poison you.
Prison would be better if it wasn’t full ofand the food was really good and you could come and go whenever you wanted.
New food idea: peasStill working out the details.
The way to a man’s heart isI’m talking heart disease, here.
At what point are you too old to be callingBooger King?
I love the pitter-patter of little feet, but only if it’s the sound ofmaking chocolate for me.
I love Cheetos, butis fake. No one who eats that many of those things is that skinny and fast.
In Spanish, the ending “-ita” means “little”. For example, “carnitas,” which means “little
Maybe more people would eat pickledif they were called turkles instead.