New food idea: peasStill working out the details.
Funny thoughts on food
The way to a man’s heart isI’m talking heart disease, here.
At what point are you too old to be callingBooger King?
I love the pitter-patter of little feet, but only if it’s the sound ofmaking chocolate for me.
I love Cheetos, butis fake. No one who eats that many of those things is that skinny and fast.
In Spanish, the ending “-ita” means “little”. For example, “carnitas,” which means “little
Maybe more people would eat pickledif they were called turkles instead.
are just sad hamburgers.
What is itthat makes them such a poor underarm deodorant?
What is the point ofif you aren’t even going to fill your pockets with waffles?