At what point are you too old to be callingBooger King?
Funny thoughts on food
I love the pitter-patter of little feet, but only if it’s the sound ofmaking chocolate for me.
I love Cheetos, butis fake. No one who eats that many of those things is that skinny and fast.
In Spanish, the ending “-ita” means “little”. For example, “carnitas,” which means “little
Maybe more people would eat pickledif they were called turkles instead.
are just sad hamburgers.
What is itthat makes them such a poor underarm deodorant?
What is the point ofif you aren’t even going to fill your pockets with waffles?
My dream job is to beThe guy never has to shave, eats whatever he wants and only works one day a year.
Thanks to the modern keyboard, I often type “food” instead of “good”: Food to know.Sounds food. Pretty accurate, really.