I always tell my kids not to eat leaves. Then I call them in for dinner and serve them salad. Then I’m like, why won’t they eat this?
Funny thoughts on food
3.13.2012
Do you think Bill Cosby really loved Jello that much, or do you think they paid him to do all those ads?
2.22.2012
Sometimes when I’m listening to someone talk I can’t help but think I would like them a lot more if they were a cookie.
Get the Like You As a Cookie t-shirt!
2.13.2012
Just found out Sun Chips do not actually contain any sun. Looking for a new source of hydrogen and helium for my diet.
12.30.2011
Was it named cottage cheese because of where it used to be made or where it was eaten? I need to know whether to call it factory cheese now or salad bar cheese.
10.21.2011
Something about the way a hotdog and bun are held in the hand always makes me want to throw them like a football.
8.5.2011
You know what else is fat free? Dirt. Tastes about the same, and I don’t eat it either.
6.13.2011
Partially-hydrogenated oils are bad for you. Hydrogenated oils aren’t quite as bad. Androgenated oils? Well, it’s hard to tell.
5.6.2011
Whoever said “Thank goodness for Chef Boyardee” had either never tasted it, or had used it to poison their enemies.
4.20.2011
Eggplant parmegiana: proof that almost anything can taste good if you bread it, fry it, and drench it in a good sauce.