Electronic devices should fly when you put them in airplane mode.
Funny thoughts on flying
8.22.2013
If I ever had to jump out of an aquarium that was flying in the sky, I would totally grab a jellyfish as a parachute.
6.19.2013
Instead of flying, a magic carpet should eat all the crumbs that fall on it so you never have to vacuum.
2.3.2011
Super maxi pads are the ones that don’t have wings but can fly anyway.
9.9.2010
I call false advertising on the flying trapeze until they perform while suspended from airplanes.
7.15.2010
If I had wings, I would soar through the air, flit above the treetops, and strafe the couples kissing in the park.
8.12.2009
Nothing says chaos quite like flying chickens.
5.15.2009
I wanted to fly to Australia to see if their toilets drain backwards, but my sister told me to just look it up online. Good point, really.
