Super maxi pads are the ones that don’t have wings but can fly anyway.
9.9.2010
I call false advertising on the flying trapeze until they perform while suspended from airplanes.
7.15.2010
If I had wings, I would soar through the air, flit above the treetops, and strafe the couples kissing in the park.
5.15.2009
I wanted to fly to Australia to see if their toilets drain backwards, but my sister told me to just look it up online. Good point, really.
