Rocks aren’t very good pets because if you throw them at someone you can get in a lot of trouble. Never had that
Funny thoughts on fish
Clams would probably have a lot more friends if they weren’tall the time.
carpe diem: seize the day
carp dime: ten cents in fish money
People who throw cigarette butts on the ground need to realize those get washed into our waterways and cause the fish to
I’m stuffed to the gills, which is really weird because
That guy in traffic was really mad. What was it he called me?poop. Oh, that was it: a bass turd.