“Baby, you’re a firework,” literally means, “I hope that someone lights you on fire and
Funny thoughts on fire
An easygoing flame can beif you just take the time to learn its surefire ways.
Most of the world’s drought problems would probably be solved if Adele would just stop setting fire to
Help save the earth by getting your office toBurn every last piece.
At some point you have to admit your wifeon a firefighter and that’s why she keeps burning down the house.
I love to hear a piece of juicy gossip as much as the next girl. However, also like the next girl, I hate when gossip is being spread about me!
I have a family member with whom I feel thinks everything is just news to be passed along to other relatives and friends. I really don’t appreciate the details of my life, whether sordid or boring, being published abroad without my approval.
On the other hand, when this relative has gossip about others I’m all ears.
Yes, Dan of the Day, I’m aware that I am being hypocritical in this matter. I want to hear the latest gossip from this relative without her turning around and gossiping about me. If I say something to her about her gossiping ways she may stop filling me in on the details from the lives of others! So my question for you is: How can I have my cake and eat it too?
Some epic battles are destined to continue forever: Fire vs. Water. Good vs. Evil.
If you work in a match factory do people call you
It took man thousands of years to come up with modern central heating, and nowif a home has a fireplace.
“Fight fire with fire” is just advice fromAnd according to my attorney, it’s also something called “arson.”