If you work in a match factory do people call you the matchmaker?
Funny thoughts on fire
1.24.2012
It took man thousands of years to come up with modern central heating, and now we think it’s neat if a home has a fireplace.
10.13.2011
“Fight fire with fire” is just advice from some pyro. And according to my attorney, it’s also something called “arson.”
4.20.2010
When the weather’s bad I like to curl up by the fire with some hot chocolate. And then burn things.
1.22.2010
I got caught toilet papering my neighbor’s house and they pressed charges. Can you believe that? Maybe I shouldn’t have lit it on fire.
8.7.2009
Mankind’s best discoveries: fire, the wheel, mozzarella sticks.
6.12.2009
If anyone ever tells you, “Don’t go into that burning chemical warehouse to save your Chia Pet,” well, they’re heartless.