It took man thousands of years to come up with modern central heating, and now we think it’s neat if a home has a fireplace.
10.13.2011
“Fight fire with fire” is just advice from some pyro. And according to my attorney, it’s also something called “arson.”
4.20.2010
When the weather’s bad I like to curl up by the fire with some hot chocolate. And then burn things.
1.22.2010
I got caught toilet papering my neighbor’s house and they pressed charges. Can you believe that? Maybe I shouldn’t have lit it on fire.
6.12.2009
If anyone ever tells you, “Don’t go into that burning chemical warehouse to save your Chia Pet,” well, they’re heartless.
