Fall isn’t a very good name for autumn. Things are falling all year: rain, snow, my 401K, drunk people. Maybe St. Patrick’s day should be called fall.
9.1.2011
Companies spend millions of dollars on systems to track their inventory. Wouldn’t it be cheaper to just hire the Count from Sesame Street?
8.26.2011
If you follow the idiom, “Put your money where your mouth is,” you should never put your money in a bank. Unless it’s a mouth bank.
3.21.2011
I wonder if people with gold teeth are tempted to punch themselves in the face when inflation is really high.
10.8.2009
I tried financial modeling, but I got tired of always wearing suits and ties for the photo shoots.
