I’ll bet the Ninja Turtles won a lot of fights just because they smelled so bad from living in the sewer.
10.27.2011
I always imagine twins in the womb are like a slow-motion version of Rock ‘Em Sock ‘Em Robots. Good thing you can press their heads back on.
7.6.2011
Never bring a knife to a gunfight. Unless you have a gun that shoots knives instead of bullets. Then bring lots of knives.
4.25.2011
So is Triangle Man really that tough, or are Particle Man and Person Man just weaklings?
2.2.2011
Just organized my social website friends into groups. Every one of them made it on the Unlikely-to-Win-in-a-Fight-with-a-Bear list.
2.17.2010
I wish people had antlers, because I’m sure they would make bar fights a lot more entertaining.
12.14.2009
Who would win in a fight between Bruce Lee and Batman? Batman, because Bruce Lee is dead.
8.13.2009
Paul Bunyan vs. Godzilla – bet on the guy with the giant ax and flame-retardant flannel.
