Bears are just as scared of you as you are of them, except they have twice your mass, razor-sharp claws and jaws that can crush steel.
Funny thoughts on fear
10.6.2010
He scared the bejeebers out of me, and I was like, “Give me back my bejeebers!”
5.12.2010
He suffers from formidologophobia, which is a fear of words that describe fears, but I wouldn’t tell him that if I were you.
3.24.2010
I have three debilitating fears in life: being trapped underwater, and not being able to count things correctly.