If I were a hay farmer, I would tell so many hey! hay! jokes that the other farmers would kill me.
Funny thoughts on farming
9.22.2014
Being raised in a barn is actually a status symbol for a horse.
8.4.2014
When is a zucchini from my garden too big to eat? Also, at what point does it begin eating children?
2.19.2014
There’s a farm outside my city that breeds miniature cattle. And now you know where petite sirloin comes from.
10.16.2012
If you mess with the bull, you get the horns, but what if you mess with the bullhorn?
1.24.2011
Just found out ASAP does not stand for As Soon As Pigs. Who knew?
12.17.2010
“Bull crap!” I told the old rancher. “Nope,” he replied, “This here’s steer manure.”
