12.12.2011

I don’t see how anyone who has seen those fighting trees on Lord of the Rings can possibly think Arbor Day is a good idea.

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4.7.2011

I’m starting to think “if you build it they will come” does not apply to dragon lairs.

8.11.2009

I like the fable of Little Red, Red Robin Hood, where he’s bob, bob, bobbin’ along, stealing from the rich to see his grandmother.

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6.22.2009

Am I the only one who has fantasized about kicking and shotgun-blasting through It’s A Small World?