Unless you’re over 400 lbs, I don’t think you should be allowed to say you’re a huge fan of anything.
Funny thoughts on fans
8.6.2012
I don’t have twenty thousand followers on Twitter, but if I did I would send each and every one of them a personal tweet asking for money.
6.8.2011
If someone says they’re a big fan of yours, ask to see the tattoo.
