Spring forward, fall back. Unless you’re drunk, in which case you don’t spring at all and you fall forward.
Funny thoughts on falling
5.3.2012
Rock-A-Bye Baby: because nothing could be more relaxing than a song about a baby falling out of a tree.
12.21.2011
“Take baby steps.” Oh, so stumble forward like a drunk and fall on my face? Thanks for the advice.
11.2.2011
Fall isn’t a very good name for autumn. Things are falling all year: rain, snow, my 401K, drunk people. Maybe St. Patrick’s day should be called fall.
4.26.2011
Ever get the feeling you’re being watched, and you see eyes in the bushes, so I say, “Help, I fell into this bush!” but you don’t believe me?