A wise man once said, “Beware of fake wisemen.” This, after he took my $20. I was impressed.
3.2.2011
Despite the faked death and multiple plastic surgeries, I know Thriller was true: Michael Jackson has been a zombie since 1983.
9.25.2009
I’m going to attach a fake third leg to my hip. Then I’ll ask everyone to do things for me. “Bad leg, you know.”
