6.28.2011

Estate sale – You’re doing it wrong:

Estate Sale sign misspelled as A State Sale

I was really excited about this until I found out the state for sale was Arkansas.

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Slugs Are Just Homeless Snails T-Shirt

Slugs Are Homeless Snails T-Shirt

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"Dan of the Day" with a Che Guevara-Stylized image of Dan's Face on a Red Background

Dan of the Day Revolution Shirt

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7.13.2010

My manager chewed me out for not doing my job right. Which is hypocritical, because he obviously botched it when he hired me.

6.18.2010

In his first blunder as a supervillian, Dr Croc mistakenly referred to his cretins as “croutons.”