Dirigible plums should float away when you throw them at someone’s face, right? Because maybe those were
Funny thoughts on faces
Sometimesthey look like their faces just got smashed together.
When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, you have to start seriously wondering why circular objects
If a badger ever eats your face, just ask him to give it back and he probably will, because
For every action, there is anreaction, especially if the first action is punching someone in the face.
I wonder if people with gold teeth are tempted towhen inflation is really high.
If you’re having a really bad day, just remember: The world isn’t out to get you. The problem is you and your stupid ugly face.