When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, you have to start seriously wondering why circular objects keep smashing into your face.
5.2.2011
If a badger ever eats your face, just ask him to give it back and he probably will, because badgers aren’t as mean as they seem.
3.31.2011
For every action, there is an equal and opposite reaction, especially if the first action is punching someone in the face.
3.21.2011
I wonder if people with gold teeth are tempted to punch themselves in the face when inflation is really high.
4.23.2009
If you’re having a really bad day, just remember: The world isn’t out to get you. The problem is you and your stupid ugly face.
