If you were cross-eyed for a long time and then miraculously healed, it would probably be upsetting to suddenly only see one of everything.
Funny thoughts on eyes
8.3.2011
When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, you have to start seriously wondering why circular objects keep smashing into your face.
2.25.2011
Why is it taboo to pick boogers out of your nose, but not out of your eyes? Come on people, use a tissue!