Parenting tip: Have realistic expectations. Don’t try to teach your kids multi-variable calculus until they’re at least four years old.
Funny thoughts on expectations
11.7.2012
I’m sick of people pushing their moral standards on me. I don’t care what they say, I’m going to murder if I want to.
8.14.2012
Is anyone else disappointed that shark week is exactly like every other week? Somehow I expected more, I don’t know… sharks.
3.12.2012
It’s amazing how often people are surprised when a traffic light changes. What did they think was going to happen?
9.3.2010
If you think you’ve got another thing coming, well, you’ve got another thing coming.
