1.6.2010

If you were learning another language, wouldn’t you want to be taught by a talking pineapple and singing skeletons?

Dan's Funny Shirts

Mullets are hot (because I light them on fire) t-shirt

Mullets Are Hot T-Shirt

$16.95 and up
The words "Natural Enemies" are in large print. In the center, a dolphin says to a shark, "Quit eating us," and the shark answers, "Stop smiling all the time, you morons!"

Dolphins and Sharks T-Shirt

$16.95 and up
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8.25.2009

I had to mix no-pulp orange juice with extra-pulp to get regular OJ. I didn’t even know no-pulp oranges existed.

No Pulp Orange