I can never remember – are you supposed to exorcise your demons, or exercise your demons?
Funny thoughts on exercise
2.21.2013
When you drive past someone who’s jogging, slow down and ask them if they need a ride somewhere.
9.7.2012
Anytime I’m driving to work and don’t feel like going, I look at all the people out jogging and think hey, at least I’m not one of them.
3.7.2012
Hills don’t really exist until I’m on a bicycle.
10.6.2011
Do you remember when running used to be called jogging? People didn’t change what they were doing, but now it sounds faster.
9.14.2011
Whenever I find money in my pocket unexpectedly, I always feel a little guilty for stealing all those people’s clothes from the gym.
11.9.2010
My doctor suggested I play sports for exercise. Man, does bowling get my heart rate going.