I probably shouldn’t joke about this, but there’s this guy I see at the gym who wears a t-shirt that says, “Property of Jesus Christ,” and every time I see it, I want to say, “Hey man, maybe you should give Jesus his shirt back.”
Funny thoughts on exercise
if it didn’t require so much ritual animal sacrifice. Then again, maybe this isn’t a yoga class.
I can never remember – are you supposed toor exercise your demons?
When you drive past someone who’s jogging, slow down andsomewhere.
Anytime I’m driving to work and don’t feel like going, I look atand think hey, at least I’m not one of them.
Hills don’t really exist until I’m
used to be called jogging? People didn’t change what they were doing, but now it sounds faster.
Whenever I find money in my pocket unexpectedly, I always feel a little guilty for stealing all those people’s clothes from
My doctor suggested I play sports for exercise. Man, does