Dan of the Day » evil

Halloween is Evil

Dan of the Day — Mon, 31 Oct 2011 21:10:37 +0000

Halloween is evil because it just teaches kids that extortion works.

Dan of the Day — Thu, 21 Oct 2010 19:38:23 +0000

Lids on laundry hampers have two evil goals: 1) inconvenience those who put clothes in, and 2) keep the clothes from escaping.

Dan of the Day — Tue, 14 Sep 2010 14:21:35 +0000

To keep people on their toes, every once in a while mutter under your breath, “No one will ever see it coming, mwah ha ha!”

Dan of the Day — Fri, 29 Jan 2010 15:09:58 +0000

“Made from Scratch.” Isn’t that the devil? These are devil cookies!

Dan of the Day — Thu, 19 Nov 2009 20:53:33 +0000

Charles Manson used Beatles songs for evil, but I use them for good. I gave a silver hammer to someone named Maxwell.

Dan of the Day — Fri, 05 Jun 2009 20:00:53 +0000

I’ve started shaping my eyebrows like women do. Well, not exactly like women – my goal is to look more evil.