Supervillain advice: When youdon’t say things like, “Nothing can stop it now!” Your plan will be stopped every time.
Funny thoughts on evil
Instead ofshouldn’t Darth Vader have a darksaber?
I can never remember – are you supposed toor exercise your demons?
Some epic battles are destined to continue forever: Fire vs. Water. Good vs. Evil.
Never shake hands with a zebra. It’s not that they’re mean or diseased, it’s just if they have hands they’re probably
In my hometown there wasn’t a “wrong side of the tracks.” I guess the railroad forgot to follow the good/evil divide
Halloween is evil because it just teaches kids that
have two evil goals: 1) inconvenience those who put clothes in, and 2) keep the clothes from escaping.
To keep people on their toes, every once in a while mutter under your breath, “No one will ever see it coming,
“Made from Scratch.”These are devil cookies!