Instead of a lightsaber, shouldn’t Darth Vader have a darksaber?
Funny thoughts on evil
5.16.2013
I can never remember – are you supposed to exorcise your demons, or exercise your demons?
7.2.2012
Some epic battles are destined to continue forever: Fire vs. Water. Good vs. Evil. Cap’n Crunch vs. the Soggies.
4.25.2012
Never shake hands with a zebra. It’s not that they’re mean or diseased, it’s just if they have hands they’re probably evil mutant zebras.
4.4.2012
In my hometown there wasn’t a “wrong side of the tracks.” I guess the railroad forgot to follow the good/evil divide when laying track.
10.31.2011
Halloween is evil because it just teaches kids that extortion works.
10.21.2010
Lids on laundry hampers have two evil goals: 1) inconvenience those who put clothes in, and 2) keep the clothes from escaping.
9.14.2010
To keep people on their toes, every once in a while mutter under your breath, “No one will ever see it coming, mwah ha ha!”
1.29.2010
“Made from Scratch.” Isn’t that the devil? These are devil cookies!
11.19.2009
Charles Manson used Beatles songs for evil, but I use them for good. I gave a silver hammer to someone named Maxwell.
